Dear Blog,

So I got this great group of lady friends that I like to call my family. I love each one of them like a sister but with all this estrogen theres bound to be some drama. If my life was a reality TV show I guarantee you would Tivo it.

We got:

Rima "I Got Mad Moves" Shpolyanky:

Dont be fooled by this girls outter gorgeous shell, she is one freak nasty. Give her a stage and a spot light and she will totally give you her one, two step- I find myself studying her moves and then practicing them in the mirror the next week. Its kinda ridiculous the way she can bust a move. But besides her hula hoopin, disco dancing, shwilly guy fetish Rima has a an extreme obsession for social togetherness. Rima is the kinda person you dont want to make plans with because if for some reason you have to break them you feel like you are going to hell. Its like you dont want to disappoint her so you end up missing your Dads 55th birthday party cause you promised her youd go have a cup of coffee. I mean its nothing but good intentions, she just seriously wants quality hang out time. The girl gets giddy about togetherness, its like she gets some sort of anxiety attack if we are all not in the same room having one unanimous conversation. I give her mad props really, I mean without her id probably be stuck on the couch all day blogging or facebooking if it wasnt for her Drill Sargent ass getting me to go be active on a beautiful Austin day. She is the sunshine in my life, the glue that holds this group together.

Carly "tha AMASING" Pevreall

"Put on DHT so I can ROOOOOQUEE OUT!" Strap a muzzle on this biatch cause things can get outta control. Ever since this girl came to America and joined my life in Austin, I swear I havent had a bad day. I mean, it could also due to the fact that I got my dog around the same time but hand and hand without either one Id be fucked. She is a blind, job hating, scotch on the rocks kinda girl. She spoons me every weekend... she says its cause she doesn't have a car to drive home, I say shes filling my boyfriend void. Shes got a laugh that makes run to get a paper bag because either im so funny shes gonna vomit o she actually cant control her hyperventilating of a laugh- From laughing to belching to her crazy slur of a language I find myself mostly not listening to the rubbish that comes out of her mouth but thats ok cause we have some sorta cosmic connection. Pretty soon Im going to have to marry this crazy Australian so she can get an American citizenship, quit her slave job and live here permanently, well semi.

Top 10 things I would buy this Chick if I was a millionaire:

10. Video Camera (to record our crazy antics)
9. Shield to prevent her claws from picking a bite of food off my plate
8. Some Wall Decor
7. Box session of Big Brother (BIG BROTHER I HATE YOU)
6. Sponsor her as a Pup Nanny Assistant
5. New Track Pants
4. Cell Phone Service Plan
3. Socks
2. New Tips for her High Heels
1. A Bitchin' Hoopdie

Beth "Sidekick" Stockwell:

Well Beth just got in the Austin picture just a few months ago and well she has firmly made her mark. Her sass and well her wardrobe has really become an asset to the house. Shes got a dialect for days and holds celebrity gossip lectures on the regular- id be lost without her. I mean Nichole Richie is trying to gain weight, she like eats McDonalds all the time and she just cant gain weight, its like not her fault. If i had to describe Beth it would be, comically arousing. Sometimes I just want to ship her off to Saturday Night Live cause the girls got mad wit. While 99% of the time the words that come out of her mouth makes the world laugh she does tend to have what some might call, "verbal diarrhea" in which case the thought slips out before she has a chance to think. But she quickly redeems herself by filling up my champagne flute and giving me a rub on my back asking "whos my pretty girl?" Beth's my Ebert, my Sunny, my Mary Kate- now lemme borrow that top....

Jenny "Book Club Enthusiast" Erenkranz:

Oh, Coach Jenny- So the thing about Coach Jenny is that she is widely entertaining. From her drunken shenanigans to her amazing chi techniques she always knows how to get the party started. I mean, I think Ive seen this chick naked more than Ive seen myself. But honestly, its more than sex parties and ridiculous table top dancing with this lady- her free spirit will one day run for president and in that case book club at the White House baby. Stay on planet Jenny, Earth is really over rated.

And then I found $20 on the floor....

Katie "Im sorry for saying Im sorry" Cohen:

Honestly.... no favor is too big to ask this chick. If you were like "give me a million dollars..." her response would be "im sorry but i dont have a million dollars, if i did i would give it to you tho..." This soccer mom is mostly well behaved but if you really want to get her heated you either have to debate about why the cold f-ing SUCKS or put on some Paul Simon on. Katie really is the cutest hippie you will ever meet.

PS Sometimes I cook meat in her specially marked vegetarian dishes and not tell her just to be a betch.... TOTALLY KIDDING YOU SPAZ-

Netali "the flirt" Peles

Captain of the Dance Parties, Founder of the Ya Wanna Cookie Organization- I used to be fooled by her pretty blue eyes and her sexy South African accent but I learned quickly that behind her sweet, innocent charm lies crazy Israeli. She has to be the most low maintenance, easy going lady I have ever met. If I fall I know shes right behind me to catch me, and well if shes not at least I know she'll take pics of me on the floor and post them on the facebook.

Stephanie "Where the F have you Been" Miller

When in doubt you can always meet this lady at happy hour, and after that you will be "crankin" it on the dance floor. She's the kinda girl that will stay on the phone with you for hours on end talking about nonsense really. Once the Taco C queen has now become the Fat Free Freak. I swear to G-d if she cleans her bathroom one more time on her day off I will scream. People say we fight because we get annoyed at the little things, I like to say we are sisters- This workaholic has perused her passion in cleaning, cooking, and Cardio Strip Tease. SOMEBODY PLEASE GET HER A HUSBAND, and after you find her one hook me up. If I am not living next door to her in a Lakeway mansion well then dreams dont come true.

Lindsay "Im Gonna Save the World" Friedlander

Princess of the Lake, light of my life.... This girl cares more about other people than herself. Maybe its because she reads books like Chicken Soup for the Happy Soul, maybe its her Ecstasy personality but its like you can smell her pleasant aura. Her downfalls include Pop 5, not not making friends, karaoke and buying me too many tequila shots- other than that shes pretty much perfect.

Anat "the East Side" Kaufman

So about Anat. Last semester we were literally glued at the hips. I would never spend more than like an hour away from her. We as well as our dogs were like BFF. Now the times have a changed a bit, dont get me wrong we are still like BFF&E, but she has gone back to her cave- the studio. This girl has mastered the all nighters, plastic bricks, and well juggling a social life with school. This architectural guru can apply any law of sound o building structure to a modern day problem. Whether it be a boyfriend issue, book club debate, o even a paper cut something can be related to architecture. Besides her passion for CAD and blueprints she also has quit a knack for fashion, i mean her wardrobe can feed an entire third world country. Shes a highly motivated girl suped up on ginsing tea and greatly influenced by her mother. She's one of a kind really.


That Blog, that is my life. These girls are my life- ups and downs these ladies are my rocks and that will never change. Feel free to comment any rant, vent, rave, or praise about me. Sometimes its good to get these things out in the open. I aint got nuttin but love for ya ladies.

xxx