Episode 2

"I love Birthdays"

Birthdays are great- like really great....






BIRTHDAY BIRTHDAY BIRTHDAY- a reason for streamers, cake, presents, hats, dinner, smiles, shots, lap dances, friends, naps, attention, fun, loud music, late night, and of course conflict. The birthday party package includes: dinner, badass presents, and of course some serious drinking. There is something about celebrating someone else's existence that really gets the party started. A tonight the main focus was BETH





Birthdays- the day where you can pretty much do anything you wish, its like your get out of jail free card. There needs no thought before the action, no please o thank yous, no one can expect anything from you cause well, its yo brfday. Its a day where your facebook wall overflows with posts, your text messages ding obnoxiously, and your vmail is full of good day wishes.


Why cant everyday be a birthday? I mean what if it was the other way around- like everyday you get to celebrate you, the birth of you- parties, fun, attention and then on your actually birthday you have to go and pray or fast to actually appreciate the day you were born, i mean i could use 364 days of me.... uch that was retarded-



So back to the party. The air was chilly and the mood was zestful, the aura at 1609 was spewing with good times. The only drama goin' down at this house was what song to play from the ipod. Club Prague was on the agenda- it was a new bar and well I dont think it made the top 10. Dont get me wrong, we had a wild time me and a posse of 30 but the scene was TRASH. I think i got groped by 4 men and a lady just on my way to restroom- GROSS, hands off. But the drinks were strong and Fergie was playing so no complaints really.









All n All birthdays are fun...